Ewwwwww: A Ghost in the Shell Inspired Menu

Eww.
Why bother.
I dunno, maybe this stuff floats your boat.

The Cure Maid Cafe in Akihabara will begin selling Ghost in the Shell foods soon for a limited time.

Want some cyborg food? Yeah, it sounds just as appetizing as the stuff they show in the anime.
"The salad sandwich has 15 types of vegetables in it."
Then you can finish it down with a glass of natural oil.
"A refreshing blend of orange juice and lemon squash." Thankfully that's a soda... not a yellow vegetable.

Other menu items include Laughing Man pancakes/hotcakes/flapjacks with the LM logo branded on them, an assortment of beverages (mostly liquors) suited to each character, and even... Tachikoma... jelly. That's Tachikoma blue jello, with a scoop vanilla of ice cream on top, made to look like a Tachikoma's eyes.

Delightful.

And to think it couldn't get any worse than the Dr. Seuss inspired breakfasts at iHOP. Yes, you can get green eggs and ham there.
Though the beezlenut soda does look interesting...

It moves!

Read more at Akibanana and iHOP's respective webistes.